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CUBS JOKES
Cubs jokes are two interchangeable words
What
did Jesus say to the Cubs?
Don't do ANYTHING until I get back!
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Did you hear about the Cubs diet? You eat when they win!
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The Cubs were taking batting practice and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter!
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What do the Cubs and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear one
glove for no apparent reason!
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What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog and a Wrigley Field hotdog?
You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!
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Did you hear the Cubs have eliminated take your kids to work day?
The kids kept beating them!
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What do the Cubs and possums have in common?
They both play dead and get killed on the road!
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What's the difference between Wrigley Field and a cactus?
A cactus has pricks on
the OUTSIDE!
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One day at an elementary school, the students were learning geography. The teacher asked the class, "Where is Pittsburgh?" Little Tommy raises his hand and says, "Pennsylvania." "Very good Tommy. Now, where is Los Angeles?" the teacher asked. Little Bobby raises his hand and says, "California." "Very good Bobby," the teacher replied. "Can anyone tell me where Chicago is?" Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "Last place!"
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A Cubs fan dies and goes to Hell. The Devil is surprised to see him smiling. "What are you smiling about?" he asks the Cubs fan. "It's just like Chicago in June." the Cubs fan replies. The Devil cranks the heat and humidity to maximum and says, "How do you like that!" "Just like Chicago in August." the Cubs fan replies. The Devil then freezes Hell. "How do you like that!" The Cubs fan jumps up and down yelling, "The Cubs won the World Series! The Cubs won the World Series!"
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